Worshiping Gabe has hidden benifits.

Gabe, possibly the greatest deity ever? I would have to say yes! Just for being faithfull the allmighty Gabe gave me 500 GP! Praise be to Gabe. He who has the power to smite Drew, when he is getting to riled up! lo, he who posses the power to shoot a tiny lightingbolt at somones head! And with an increased "Prayers per day" with your help, Gabe will be able to fully smite whoever opposes him!

haha I need something more worthwhile to make that long-term commitment.

Espreso machine? saacrificing goats? tax exempts? the list goes on! and all for worshiping the all mighty GABE!

belt of change gender (and Shawn needs to multiclass to cleric and learn dispel magic!

...i want a belt of pants.

if I get a belt of change gender, I'll make Gabe my deity forevermore.

cuz it'll be fun once Shawn becomes a cleric and learns dispel magic!

but....THATS A TOUCH SPELL!!!!!D:

I changed my mind.
I want an amulet of natural armour.
cuz gabe rolled like crap for my DEX and got me a mere +1. and I'm not using Rage until I
A) Have more HP
B) Have more DEX (thus more AC)

GET ON IT, GABE!
or else tell me how much the amulet costs.